1 tbsp of organic vegan/gluten free diet
2 tsp New Yorker subscription
3/4 cup ironically expensive dry clean only vintage tees
1/2 tbsp yoga blogger
2 cups dogs who wear clothing and are named after obscure artists/songs
a pinch of social and political rebellion
3 tsp ethical free trade coffee
(Note: For a richer flavor substitute ethical free trade coffee with either microbrew beer or obscure red wine with attractive bottle label)
Mix together and bake in "up and coming neighborhood" at 350 until golden brown.
Enjoy with mimosa or bloody mary at overpriced sunday brunch
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